The Lion, The Bear And The Pig. Who Is The Mightiest Of Them All?

A lion, a bear and a pig are in the pub, showing off.

The lion claims, “I’m the mightiest creature on the planet, I roar and the plains shake.”

The bear claims, “I’m the mightiest creature on the planet, I roar and the forests shake.”

The pig replied, “Nah, I’m the mightiest creature on the planet – I cough and the whole world wets itself…” (Swine Flu's)