Monday, July 22, 2013

Oh My English 2.

Children Are Quick and Always Speak Their Minds

TEACHER:    Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA:         Here it is.
TEACHER:   Correct.  Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS:         Maria.

TEACHER:    John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN:          You told me to do it without using the tables.

TEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN:      K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER:  No, that's wrong
GLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.  

(I  Love this child)

TEACHER:   Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD:     H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER:   What are you talking about?
DONALD:    Yesterday you said it's H to O.  

TEACHER:   Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE:       Me!

TEACHER:   Glen, why do you always get so dirty?                  
GLEN:          Well, I'm a  lot closer to the ground than you are.  

TEACHER:     Millie, give me a sentence starting with '  I.  '
MILLIE:         I  is...
TEACHER:     No, Millie...... always say, 'I  am.'
MILLIE:         All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet'      

TEACHER:    George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS:           Because George still had  the axe in his hand......    

TEACHER:    Now, Simon , tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON:         No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.  

TEACHER:       Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's.. Did you copy his?
CLYDE   :         No sir, It's the same dog.    

(I want to adopt this kid!!!)
TEACHER:    Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD:     A teacher


Niza Romli said...


Teacher Basariah said...

memang manis sekali..budak2 bila bercakap memang tulus dari hati..hehe..(^_^)

Kniedaz said...

Hahaha..yang last sekali tu jawapan killer tu :P

❤Kamsiah❤ said...

haha...tak lama lagi cikgu tu dapat darah tinggi la..

krole said...

hahaha LOL oh my english...for me... i like the kids that spell KROKODAIL hahaha! so funny but... it's true, children always speak what they think first~

ANIM said...

senyum..pengubat kepedihan perut yang berbunyi. heee

Khai♥Rin : anies said...

heheheh sengal je yg menjawab nyer tu ;-)

Bin Muhammad said...

Jawapan yg terakhir tu pasti membuatkan cikgu tu terdiam terus...hehe

Amin A. R said...

Hehehe.... Bebudak yg berpikiran 2 langkah ke depan jer buleh jawap macam ni.... :D

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